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Aug 17th, 2010

horsecrusader2

  1. I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn.

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  2. The only way to get ahead in this world: go out and spear one yourself.

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  3. Next on E! True Hollywood Story: He helped save the world from Sauron and his evil ring, but with no retirement savings, Gandalf soon found himself performing at country fairs for tips and leftover deep fried Oreos.

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  4. A head with no body, a woman with no legs, and a body with no head…there are nicer camping sites, that’s all I’m saying.

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  5. THIS…IS…FLORIDA!!!!

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  6. And they thought Atilla the Hun was vicious, look at his grandma!

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  7. Grandma really took it the wrong way when the mailman didn’t deliver her TV Guide

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  8. Braveheart 2 didn’t live up to expectations

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  9. Obviously Maude isn’t not wearing a helmet because that wouldn’t be authentic

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  10. Prince Phillip Cup here we come!

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  11. The Geriatric Olympics didn’t get off to quite as good of a start as the IOC had hoped.

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  12. Renaissance festivals are more fun in Alabama

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  13. Carnival Games gone wrong…horribly wrong….

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  14. Short, peroxide, multicolored hair will NOT be tolerated at Renaissance Fair!

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  15. Georgia’s military never really did scare anyone

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  16. After decapitaing the young hooligan who smashed her pansies, Grandma Myrtle then thrust her sharpened mop handle into an innocent bystander. She was later apprended without incident.

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  17. Determined to “make the team”– in spite of age and eligibility requirements — grandma could not be persuaded to skip Florida State’s auditions for Chief Osceola & Renegade for the 2010 season.

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  18. As if the Tevis Cup wasn’t difficult enough- now you risk decapitation, and a spear is your only defense!

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  19. Camping is always fun…until someone gets their head cut off.

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  20. “It was halloween and grandma didn’t realize that this kid wasn’t a real headless horsemen…..”

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  21. Marge doesn’t just support world horse welfare–she will kill for world horse welfare

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  22. Mother is that you ?

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  23. Red on – er I mean – Head on the Right, White on the Left…

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  24. It’s not about being fair. It’s about winning medals.

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  25. Someone should have explained the job description of Head Hunter to her.

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  26. AARP has it’s own pony club!

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  27. The proud old gray mare carried Granma into battle, the determined pair may be arthritic, but the feud must go on!

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  28. Which way to the pharmacy?

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  29. Those damned kids in my pasture…

    Who’s an attractive nuisance NOW, huh?

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  30. Next head… on the left.

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  31. “Moooooom, you’re embarrassing me!”

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  32. oops

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  33. Oh, I’m sorry, you meant YOUR left side!

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  34. NO!! You cannot retrieve your head!!

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